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Our marketing message to our customers ages 30-50.

30+ year-old Purchasers

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Our marketing message to customers 50 and over.

Here is a message to our 50+ year-old customers:

As we make our way into those “golden years” it is important that we stay active. Three out of three app developers at F00Fbug.com recommend Starfish Crunch for folks who can’t be bothered with all that exercise nonsense. (It’s also pretty handy for staying occupied while you wait in the orthopedic surgeon’s office after your exercise-related injury.*)

*Side effects include absolutely no leakage of any kind. Seriously, if you’re leaking, seek medical attention.